Q & A - #8 - "Why do you buzz your hair?" ~ ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
edenzdream
This great question deserves a Top Ten list that will be undoubtedly less funny than any of David Letterman's.
1. Bald is beautiful. (I could stop there, but I'm not that mean.)
2. My family didn't own any vaults like Scrooge McDuck, so to save money, Mom bought electric hair clippers and a chair that sat high off the ground. After years of her taking my brother and me out back every few months for the clckbzzz of the clippers (especially during summer), I fell in love with the buzz.
3. When I roll down the car windows, the air does this circular massage/tickle thing around my head that feels oh so good. I suppose this allows me the Creepy Aunt rubbing my hair feeling without the Creepy Aunt part.
4. "2 on top faded to a 1 on the sides" has a certain ring to it.
5. By cutting my hair short every couple of months, I get to enjoy a plethora of different hair styles and all the awkward stages inbetween.
6. Fewer haircuts = less money. You know . . . $8 every 3 months is cool beans.
7. People ask me if I'm in the Marines, and I get to tell them that no I'm not but that I respect those brave men and women with every respect atom I have in my body.
8. Time it takes to comb hair = 0 minutes. Combing your hair with your pillow saves so much time.
9. I know we'd all like to believe that prejudice (and racism) is dead and gone, but I actually get passed the basketball when my hair's cut short. I've found it makes for a more pleasurable playing experience when you get the ball once in a while.
10. I like it. And so does Lisa.
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I'll be answering one of these questions a day for as many questions as I have, so if you've got anything you wish you could know about me, ASK IT HERE.
edenzdream This great question deserves a Top Ten list that will be undoubtedly less funny than any of David Letterman's.
1. Bald is beautiful. (I could stop there, but I'm not that mean.)
2. My family didn't own any vaults like Scrooge McDuck, so to save money, Mom bought electric hair clippers and a chair that sat high off the ground. After years of her taking my brother and me out back every few months for the clckbzzz of the clippers (especially during summer), I fell in love with the buzz.
3. When I roll down the car windows, the air does this circular massage/tickle thing around my head that feels oh so good. I suppose this allows me the Creepy Aunt rubbing my hair feeling without the Creepy Aunt part.
4. "2 on top faded to a 1 on the sides" has a certain ring to it.
5. By cutting my hair short every couple of months, I get to enjoy a plethora of different hair styles and all the awkward stages inbetween.
6. Fewer haircuts = less money. You know . . . $8 every 3 months is cool beans.
7. People ask me if I'm in the Marines, and I get to tell them that no I'm not but that I respect those brave men and women with every respect atom I have in my body.
8. Time it takes to comb hair = 0 minutes. Combing your hair with your pillow saves so much time.
9. I know we'd all like to believe that prejudice (and racism) is dead and gone, but I actually get passed the basketball when my hair's cut short. I've found it makes for a more pleasurable playing experience when you get the ball once in a while.
10. I like it. And so does Lisa.
______________
I'll be answering one of these questions a day for as many questions as I have, so if you've got anything you wish you could know about me, ASK IT HERE.
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